Everywhere I drive I see them, billboards displaying the McDonald's McRib, their barbecue rib sandwich. I guess the road side advertising has made it's way into my sub-conscious, because one day when I was driving home and I mistakenly drove straight into a McDonald's drive through without thinking twice about it (I was trying to get home!). Then when I tried to order some chicken nuggets, my tongue would not let me say the words, "chicken nuggets", instead it forced my mouth to utter the words, "Give me the fucking McRib bitch", ok not the bitch part. After I receive my order, I rush home to consume this beast of a sandwich. I open the McRib box (because a sandwich of this proportion deserves a box) only to discover what looks like a piece of rubber doused in bbq sauce stuck between a sandwich roll. Not caring , I take a big ol bite of it and immediately regret my purchase. Once the McRib hit my taste buds, I automatically envisioned the mechanically separated pig parts being processed into a "edible" patty ready to wreak havoc on my colon. The sandwich was disgusting and my stomach turns every time I see those roadside advertisement.
Nik, The Pop Exposé.
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