Lombardo Returns with Slums of Auburn, Wa

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Hey Peeps!
Yeah, you...( 1 of 3 )
Get ready for some serious blogging!

COPters flying over Aub. lately. 2 AM the other night ( morning ). I wake up and go outside and try to estimate the proximity of the fly-beam. As it gradually gets closer to me, I begin my old football warmups and stretches, in preparation for a takedown
in the street! Getting pumped up...." It's go time...It's go time " ; slap my own face numerous times and give a quick chant ," Not in my Yard on 3........One! Two! Three! 'Not in My....." Too late, Code 4 and Heli is leaving. Now I'm awake....

WEATHER REPORT- Bad. Oddly enough as I write this, literally hundreds of birds flying over my house due NORTH. Hey maybe next Weather report will be....Good.

TECH REVIEW- I recently got the new all in one Blackberry. I can text, record, phone, and even blog. It has GPS,maps,traffic. I play games, check weather and download. Also it heats the house, tells me who WILL call tomorrow, and can remotely microwave
food in half time of full oven. To my surprise, it can create an invisible shield around me, contact the Pentagon , and blow up any object in one mile range, through it's night vision scope. If I attach it to my dashboard, my vehicle immediately has capability to fly at a
NR of 2500 statute miles. It can produce a hologram of Jayne Mansfield in my living room and has lasers, just for show. Oh...it also can play my favorite tunes!

SPORTS UPDATE- Hey Futbol fans....New MLS team in Seattle. Drew Carey part owner.
That true fact is weirder than any other stuff on the blog.

MISC.-
~ Bally's health club on Aub wy N. Closed today -for good. Sign reads: " Buy 1 month membership, get 1 month free".
~ Good place to meet ladies?......Their house.
~ All plastic Christmas decorations in peoples yard should be run over, legally.
~ Weird fact....Mormons, Catholics, Jehovah's Witnesses....At least 2 of them are wrong.
~ Give a man a fish...he eats for a day; Teach a man to fish...he might eat for a day.
~ The whole Boxing or MMA debate....you can like both.
~ Fred Meyer is the New 7-11.

Thank you for your time.
Sr. Lombardo