Most Overrated

 I have compiled a list of the top 8 most overrated celebrities. I have no idea why these people get as much credit as they do. From strung out pop stars to dull dim witted arises, these people really make me want to drive my car into oncoming traffic when ever i see their stupid faces. Man am I angry (can you sense the sarcasm?).



8. Hugh Hefner. Sadly the man every man wants to be, has went to from a sexual revolutionary to a dirty old man. Tell me, if you were a young curvy blonde or even three young curvy blondes, would you seriously date an 82 year old man? Sure you would if he had deep pockets. Hugh's relationship with Holly, Bridget, and Kendra has as much realism as Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie's. Playboy's photos still look like they were taken in 1984 and are so doctored that I don't know if I'm looking at a woman or an X-rated Pixar movie. 

7. Brooke Hogan. Yeah the name speaks for it self. I saw this daddies girl's face 22 times in 45 minutes on Vh1 once. If her reality show, Brooke Knows Best, doesn't make your skin crawl her Music will, check out her album, Undiscovered, if you still think popping ecstasy and lower back tattoos are still in fashion.

6. Amy Whinehouse. With a voice similar to Nina Simone and a drug habit like Courtney Love, a falling star burn out is nothing new to the media's eye. But people still eat up. Check out her album Back to Black.

5. The bitches from The Hills. I don't see why people think these girl's lives are glamourous. The show really has no entertainment value, real lowest common denominator type stuff. The drama that unfolds is very high school like and juvenile. The characters lack depth and therefore, are very shallow. The thing that I find disturbing the most is when I see my 40 year old cousin so in tranced by this mind numbing show.

4. Nickelback. Nothing sums up cheese rock like a Nickelback song. With a strong following of late 30 to mid 40 year olds that swear they are hip cause they listen to Nickelback , the band seems to be the poster boys generic mainstream rock and roll. They make their bank by portraying themselves, musically, as working class rockers with a grunge influence but lack any depth or originality. They have a lead singer that looks like a golden retriever and macho rock song titles like "Animals" and "Rockstar". Every time my boss blasts a Nickelback song on the radio a little part of me dies. Thats how bad they are.

3. Pamela Anderson. Wake up world! Its the 21st century and Pamela Anderson is not hot anymore. She has the hep, more rock stars have inside of her than the Whiskey a Go Go, and if you've seen a close up photo of her, you can see that the passing years of the 90s have not spared her beauty. She should leave the roll of the blonde bombshell to a much younger qualified woman and grow out of her passé image. But hey, if she still gets a pay check out of it, more power to her.

2. Bill O'reilly. Conservative, Loud, Narrow Minded, Short Tempered, Splotchy. You do the math. Bill, who once was an anchor for Inside Edition, claimed that he and Inside Edition won two Peabody awards. Well they won a Polk award and it was a year after he left the show. On his dumb ass show, The O'Reilly Factor, he cuts off anyone who disagrees with him and resorts to shouting when some one is trying to prove their point in the "NO SPIN ZONE". He leans pretty far to the right and defends it with every word he speaks even if it makes him look ignorant asshole. yuck. For fun YouTube "Bill O'Reilly freaks out on Inside Edition".

1. Paris Hilton. This girl is such a bitch that she needs a reality show to find a herself a best friend (My New BFF). Never in my life have I seen a celebrity promote being stupid as a cool thing. Why in the fuck is she even famous? She has absolutely no talent in anything, Can't act, can't sing, the bitch can't even fuck (ever seen her sex video?)but everyone acts like she's fucking god. I really don't know why young girls want to be and look like her, personally I think she looks like a drag queen. Remember that clip of her crying in court when the cold hand of reality threw her dumb ass in jail for D.U.I.? I thought it was fucking hilarious.